Sabotaging A WeeWee
As proven by the different stories in this Handbook there are multiple ways to become a dick. This short event will dictate how to commit a dickish act with the involvement of electronic devices. Miss BFFL is the one to pass this story onto me and therefore if you enjoy it please in your prayers tonight thank her for it rather than God, that big ol’dawg in the sky. As usually happens I will tell a story first of what this dick act is. Though before that, you will need to know what you need to complete this delicate procedure. Firstly you will need to be stealthy like some kind of stealthy animal that is able to allude capture by being stealthy, maybe one of those invisible to the naked eye because they are a colour that the human eye cannot perceive stealthy animals. They exist no worries! You will also need something to cut the wires, since wires are usually a little tough though you could probably use your teeth unless they are very rotten, and if they are rotter please return this book, I do not want people with rotten teeth reading my Handbook, There are actual tools to cut wires or you could use a knife (remember to cut away from your body) or scissors. Now it all started with the commencement of post-secondary life, where she and some fellow people were doing what most people do after high school, moving as far away as possible from their parents. While they were in the middle of moving some girly drama occurred, as usually happens when girls are en masse. With the raised tension Miss BFFL and her fellow dick friends decided to sabotage their Friend to be Pissed Off electronic gaming system, by the name of WeeWee. Their technique of sabotage was quite the piece of art by opening the casing and cutting the inside wires, and for those who are not as adept with technology when there are wires inside something they are usually there to make the thing in question work; so with these wires cut the thing in question will not be able to function hence the term sabotage: to disrupt or interfere. Now this technique does not only need to be done on an electronic gaming system, and especially is not exclusive to the one by the name of WeeWee. This technique can be done to anything with wires from: vibrators to microwaves and even bombs and planes. Therefore whether you are an aspiring terrorist dick who likes to sabotage planes or whether you have a brother who likes to play with his WeeWee this technique works for all. Enjoy and thank you Miss BFFL.