Vengeful Dick Acts
Let’s say someone pisses you off; someone is a complete dick to you and you have to get out of the room before you go insane and rip them a new one… Ripping them a new one as in smashing their face in and making them wish they were dead. This may have happened to my friend B-HFFC (Blue-Haired Flesh Face Cyborg). Now this half human half robot person/thing decided to hide out in the bathroom. Why the bathroom I have no idea, maybe the bathroom is a place of peace for B-HFFC, it probably is a peaceful place for many people. Onto the actual way to be a dick: in this place of peace for B-HFFC the came to be a most sinister idea for revenge on this person who angered B-HFFC. To exact revenge the Cyborg would dip that puny human’s toothbrush in the toilet, the human half of this Cyborg knew that to a human this would be something quite dickish. For this vengeful dick act you will need to be the person to be pissed off’s house and particularly in their bathroom. Though if this is not possible it could be possible to do this with other personal objects but dipping someone’s toothbrush in the toilet is perfect for multiple reasons: if the toothbrush is still wet when the person uses it they may not blame the toilet, also putting something that goes into your mouth into something so dirty is well… gross. It could be possible though to maybe pour some kind of liquid on their bedding or squeezing toothpaste all over the toilet seat. These are both decently dickish ways to get revenge. This mini article is the short edition to pulling dickish moves in an attempt to get revenge. Enjoy.